Grandpa Dick’s Senior Sack SweaterSummertime is great in the golden years, but winter can wreak havoc on an old man’s boy bits. One nasty gust of brisk wind can lead to winky shrinkage that won’t recover like it did in the younger years. Don’t let winter weather leave him woefully balled up, give him Grandpa Dick’s Senior Sack Sweater!This handmade sweater for maturing men is a crazy fun gag gift that will have him laughing so hard he spits his dentures clear across the bingo parlor. It’s the perfect present for dads, brothers, uncles, friends, and coworkers who are celebrating milestone birthdays or retiring from their jobs.
BECAUSE OLD WILLIES GET CHILLY – Aging men are warned about arthritis and male pattern baldness, but nobody mentions how sensitive the old bait and tackle gets in the golden years. When the winter winds blow, don’t forget your sweater!
ESSENTIAL WINTER GEAR FROM GRANDPA DICK – Grandpappy Dick has engineered the most innovative piece of cold weather tech for men. The Senior Sack Warmer is the best way to keep geriatric junk from shriveling up in the fall and winter.
STOPS SAGGY SACKS IN THEIR ANCIENT TRACKS – Age has a way of making the downstairs droopy, and nobody likes a sad sack. Fight back with a hand knit miracle sack. Tie it up tight so gravity can’t put the sag in his bag.
WEIRD RETIREMENT OR OVER-THE-HILL GIFT FOR OLDER MEN – Nothing says congratulations on your retirement or happy birthday like this hilarious prank gift for guys.
BE THE TALK OF THE SENIOR COMMUNITY – All the grannies are looking for an elderly hunk who takes care of himself to sweep her off her walker. Proper cane maintenance will have him turning blue-haired heads and strutting the halls of the nursing home with pride.
